On Spending Money
Why would anyone buy a car if they lived in a large city? It’s the only thing you own that decreases in value year on year on year. Plus, You have to sink a fortune into it in road tax, insurance, parking, petrol, and if you live in London the C-Charge.
It’s a money pit.
Buy a bicycle and spend the money you save on cravats, loose women, and ham.
A really, really nice ham mind you.
(Photo: Al Paraíso)